the-absolute-funniest-posts:

beast: hey I just met you
beast: and this is crazy
beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
DONT YOU DARE
TOUCH
MY WEST WING
WOMAN.
UNDERSTAND?
beast: so come to dinner maybe

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